CPT Asshole

Remove all guns from US citizens

Here's the proper way to disarm U.S. citizens. And this is the approved method of the Captain himself.

First, all the criminals have to turn in their guns, or be disarmed.

Second, all the police and military can turn in their guns, since criminals have no guns.

Third, now you can ask U.S. citizens to turn in their guns.

I don't see what's so complicated about it, it's really very simple. Only when criminals, the police and military have turned in their guns, is it proper to ask U.S. citizens to turn in their guns. Anyone who would want to disarm U.S. citizens, or make it harder for U.S. citizens to defend themselves, is simply aiding the enemies of all U.S. citizens. Sometimes it really is that simple.

Ahoy from the Captain.

posted by cpt asshole @ 10:45 PM